Breakdown in figures regarding walking a puppy to work:

Things such as trees, lamp post etc. that puppy marks with his wee wee: Roughly 68
Attacked older ladies with bad perm and an even worse home made bleached hairdo: 1
Sexy scaffolders that smiles at you after spotting the cute puppy on Waterloo Bridge: 1
Ugly birds of all sorts that was scared to death almost by adorable puppy: More than 30 for sure.
Homeless person who tries to pat the puppy’s head but falls over due to being too stoned: 1
Very irritating women who goes: Awwwwwwww soooooo cute: 3
Exhausted Swedish puppy walker with breathing problems when he finally arrived at work yesterday morning: 1
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